the parks and recreation theme song is what the inside of a golden retriever’s head sounds like
- baby boomers: high school is the best time of your life!
- generation x: college is the best time of your life!
- millennials: *high pitched screaming into the void*
aliceinthetempleofpearlgarden:
theres nothing sexier than a guy playing guitar
a girl playing guitar
a tyrannosaurus rex playing guitar, struggling to strum with its tiny arms, fueled by rage and an inner desire to Rock
im still pissed off that birds get to spend their days flying about and cats get to sleep for 16 hours a day and im stuck dealing with capitalism and expectations
Be the villain you were born to be. Stop waiting for someone to come along and corrupt you. Succumb to the darkness yourself.
This is surprisingly motivating.